Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Allerca | The Hypo-Allergenic Cat
You can now pre-order (for $3500, and for delivery in 2007) a genetically engineered hypo-allergenic cat for those people (like myself) who are allergic to cats and want (unlike myself) to have a cuddly ball of warmth and love that pees in your shoes when its mad (I have a daughter for this purpose already).
Now if they could only engineer commitment-free women for my friends who are allergic to the commitment-filled type (actually, that wouldn't be that high on my list of things I'd have done if women could be genetically modified to spec, but this one sounds the least creepy).
Allerca | The Hypo-Allergenic Cat